The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster

My name is Anakin Skywalker. I was born forty-nine years ago, less a day. I was born a slave, as billions are born slaves. When I was a...

The air is rich with portent. Destinies flicker in snaking forks from the fabric of space. Luke Skywalker is here now, on Endor's for...

It begins. How do you track one man named Luke Skywalker amid a teeming galaxy of quadrillions? Today, the question answers itself. Wh...

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Do you know what I think about being o...

Something queer is afoot. I am uneasy. Light lunch. Meeting a fan. Brisk, cool audience with the Emperor of the Galaxy. The day bega...

Big day. Receiving the Emperor. Ruminations on the Sith mission statement. My master, the Dark Lord Sidious, Most Excellent Emperor of ...

Touring the forest moon. Getting back to nature. Singing around the bonfire. Wondering whither Luke Skywalker. Musings on my reign to ...

Work is a disaster. The blind leading the blind leading the Force-choked. Cracking the whip. Setting a new tone of efficacy around the ...

Dull day. Arrived at Endor. Made Moff Jerjerrod cry. My quarters aboard the new Death Star are quite satisfactory. The smooth and prec...

Been a while since my last entry. Lots of catching up to do. Also, I have a brand new leg. I do not know by what means these transmiss...

When will fools learn that the Empire always strikes back? Also, reflections on my mother. Mood: somber. The StarDestroyer Avenger h...

Okay, I admit it. I cut off the kid's hand. Everything went downhill after that. Blast! Blast! Blast! I am such an idiot. I sur...

Human science experiments. A meditation on sculpture. Today we put Captain Solo into the carbon freezing chamber, in order to test the s...

Awaiting the arrival of Skywalker. A personal moment. My words yesterday about Leia Organa got me to thinking. Specifically, I was thin...